Hyperbole Overload!
November 19, 2004
6:57 p.m., MT
If my earlier post containing the quote that a big ol' hamburger is "the fast-food equivalent of a snuff film" wasn't over the top enough for you, here's some testimony from Mrs. Grundy's friends:

Internet pornography is the new crack cocaine, leading to addiction, misogyny, pedophilia, boob jobs and erectile dysfunction, according to clinicians and researchers testifying before a Senate committee .... Pornography addicts have a more difficult time recovering from their addiction than cocaine addicts, since coke users can get the drug out of their system, but pornographic images stay in the brain forever, Layden said. .... "Pornography really does, unlike other addictions, biologically cause direct release of the most perfect addictive substance," Satinover said. "That is, it causes masturbation, which causes release of the naturally occurring opioids. It does what heroin can't do, in effect.

And yes, there's more, plus all the stuff in between these sniveling pieces of "expert testimony" -- in the Wired article.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take the rest of the evening and masturbate while getting a boob job, because I visited a couple of sex blogs today. I'll try not to drool into my keyboard too much while I order some Cialis.

Can't...get...those...porn...images...out...of...my...head.

Sunni