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Human Rights vs. Company Rights

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With various state legislatures tackling the "issue" of guns in the workplace parking lot again, I see the usual Repugnican apologists whining that letting workers store guns in their cars violates the companys' rights.

Let's put that argument in plain corporate English:

From: Management
To: All Peons Employees

It has come to our attention that many employees are abusing company property. This will cease immediately.

As of this date, all employees are forbidden to consume the company's atmospheric oxygen, and likewise are forbidden to contaminate the workplace environment with the federally recognized pollutant carbon dioxide. Henceforth, all employees are required to hold their breath for the complete duration of their work shifts, and while on company property, whether on duty or not.

Your individual human rights to life are trumped by the property rights of this artificial legal entity. If you don't like it, quit. Or if you are caught consuming company air, or polluting the offices with greenhouse gases, you will be fired, without any severance package.

Those employees who attempt to skirt these rules by using medical oxygen canisters and CO2 absorbing rebreather elements must be aware that oxygen also presents a heightened fire and explosion hazard; bottled oxygen is forbidden on the same penalty of termination.

CO2 absorbers are probably pretty safe, but since you are on our property, you may not have them either.

Understand this: The company's property rights take supreme precedence over any of your human rights.

Similarly, defensive firearms will not be stored in employees' privately owned vehicles in the company parking lot. You will respect company property rights, even to the point of death.

Do not bother trying to sue the company for protection of life that we are hereby forbidding you to provide on your own. Since the courts all say that the police -- specifically charged with protecting the community -- have no obligation to protect you, our over-paid attorneys find the idea that the company should do so totally hilarious. Really- Mr. A. Chaser actually blew scotch out his nostrils when he heard this. Besides, we added it to the company handbook that you have no right to legal process.

And heads up; it has come to our attention that some of you have currently unemployed offspring. We are considering making it a condition of continued employment that you give your first-born to the company to be used at our discretion.

Well, that takes care of life and liberty. And we suppose that it also makes the pursuit of happiness moot.

God, we love the concept of company property rights.

Sincerely,

The Overseers and Masters


When honest people speak of "rights" we are using a bit of verbal shorthand; the complete term is "human rights." Real people have rights; not artificial legal constructs.

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Broken Promises

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Once upon a time, there was a Free State Project, which planned to convince 20,000 freedom-minded people to move to one state and work to reverse the trend of power-grabbing-government expansion. While I thought this was a nice idea, I did not sign up because the FSP participation guidelines required "porcupines" to vote in the targeted state. I held philosophical objections to voting.

Later, the FSP changed the guidelines from mandatory voting to a more general "political action" requirement. I could do that, so I signed up.

Back then, there was a catch to signing up: Once the FSP gained 20,000 members, everyone had to move to the targeted state within 5 years. But lest the members be kept in relocation-limbo indefinitely -- what if it took 30-40 years to reach 20,000 members? -- a deadline for recruiting was set: September 2006. If 20,000 was not achieved by then, everyone was off the hook, released from their contractual "statement of intent." That seemed fair.

Back then, the FSP was a volunteer operation. That changed too; suddenly, without consulting the membership (not required, but it would have been nice), the board of directors decided to pay a "CEO" about 3 times my own annual salary. It lost a few members then.

And comes another guidelines change: The board and director, now getting money, unilaterally decided the 2006 recruiting deadline was merely "informal;" the deadline would not count if they were "close" to getting 20,000 people. "Close" was not defined. So long as it might look as if the FSP could reach 20,000, the board could continue to draw checks.

I decided that the FSP had begun unstoppable self-destruction, but stuck to my own original statement of intent; a promise is a promise. To me at least.

After the FSP officially chose New Hampshire as the state to be "freed," I packed up and moved there. I was among the first to do so, and there are still only about 384 of us.

And now I learn that the board decided to "...strike the informal 2006 goal for obtaining 20,000 signatures..."" altogether. But they will generously "allow people who thought this goal was a deadline to opt out at the end of 2006." Perpetual money, and they need not even claim to be "close" to achieving any goals.

In fact, that "goal" was most certainly a deadline until they began screwing with it in a quest for perpetual employment. (Why not just run for Congress and pass incumbent protection acts, board members?) That original deadline served multiple purposes: It gave the FSP a measurable benchmark for recruiting. It set a timetable so people could plan their lives. It encouraged compliance by people who might want to weasel out later. And if the FSP failed, it let the organization die quietly, so we could try something else.

This is no longer the FSP I supported and joined. Consider me opted out now.

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The Good Samaritan and the Cop

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Police/"civilian" relations have been on my mind for a long time; certainly before the Katrina-sparked events in New Orleans, with law enforcement officers going AWOL, being filmed looting, beating up old ladies, and stealing firearms, and stealing cars.

Let's try a little thought experiment, in two parts.

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